Launching soon on Amazon
Still picking it up off the floor?
Launching on October 1, 2026.
Join the list
We made 30. The list gets them first.
You get a full day before anyone else, and 20% off while you are there. Whatever is still on the shelf after that goes up at full price, and 30 does not last long.
What you actually get
On launch day
20% off, list only
A code for people on the list, sent the morning it goes live. There are 30 caddies and the code comes off the price of any of them.
Today
The teardown
Every way these things fail, and how to spot it on a listing before you spend anything. Rust rings show up first, then black mould in the seams where the water sits and never quite dries. Read it even if you end up buying someone else’s.
Today
The fit check
Twenty seconds with a tape measure and you will know whether it fits your screen. Worth doing before you order anything, ours or otherwise.
Two emails, total
One today with the teardown, one on the day it goes live. Nothing else unless you ask us for it.
Never sold or shared
Your address stays with us and goes nowhere else. Every email has an unsubscribe link in it.
If something goes wrong
You'll be buying on Amazon, so their returns policy covers you. After that, email us and a person will answer.
No tools, no drilling
It hooks over the screen in about twenty seconds. Nothing drilled, and nothing left behind when you move out.